That time we created a squirrel army.

Dear Reader,

Last week Natalie and I created a squirrel army. Clarification: a cookie squirrel army.

For Sister Sampson.

Because she hates squirrels.

They began as harmless clones--

--and morphed into demonic rodents.

Needless to say, Sister Sampson's reaction was quite brilliant, and everything I had hoped for.