Well, as exciting as being unemployed and living in a van by Utah Lake sounds, I will have to postpone any such plans at least for the next year.
And why is that? you may be wondering. Well, I'll tell you.
You may have heard of a little magazine called Highlights (Yes, the one in every doctor's office):
Well, for the next year I will be working diligently at their magazine as their (paid!) intern!
I report to Honesdale, Pennsylvania, next month (exact date still to be determined).
AAAHH!!!! I am so excited. It's a dream come true! I am so ready for an adventure.
Also, I'll be working in an 1860's mansion. Uh, what? Yeah, you heard me. It is that awesome.