We have reached the future.

Dear Reader,

The future is here. And it has come in the form of internet on the airplane. What a magical place we live in.

Also, if you're wondering whether or not I'm flying first class right now, the answer is a resounding "yes." Thank you free upgrades. Because I'm a silver medallion elite flyer. Because I've spent roughly half my life on an airplane.

I will take my perks, thank you.

Also, my milk was served in a glass cup. Now that's classy.